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The revolver hero walked
tired across the saloon.
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The long journey from Cheyenne had been difficult.
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Who's talking?
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He looked around suspiciously.
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Years as an outlaw -
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had taught him that
you get out of the situation with toughness, -
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which intelligence wouldn't get into.
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Please stop that.
I just want to drink in peace.
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But the hero would not have peace, -
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because the Henderson boys were waiting
corner opportunity to kill him -
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For a reward of $200.
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Is that true?
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Are you trying to kill me
as this voice says?
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No...
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Eldest son of Henderson lied.
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How so?
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The oldest Henderson son asked out of thin air.
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I didn't just ask out of thin air
I'm asking you, damn...
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voice.
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Said the eldest son of Henderson.
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Don't say "eldest Henderson son"!
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Tommy asked.
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Son of Eldest Henderson.
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The Younger Henderson
hand twitched with his revolver.
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He was going to shout, "Look out, behind you!"
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The diversion would have given the opportunity -
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shoot the hero in the back.
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And I didn't mean to!
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Same trick again, Johnny.
What would have been there today?
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- Nothing.
- Johnny lied.
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He was going to say "bear".
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A bear in a saloon, Johnny?
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Johnny blushed.
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He missed his refuge.
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To his own bed.
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With his dolls.
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What?! No, no...
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I don't have any dolls.
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He soothed himself by stroking
her doll's hair in her mind -
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and pouring each a cup of tea.
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Eeeeee.
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A moment, a moment.
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Do you have a tea party for your dolls?
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But then something of the younger Henderson
in vulnerability opened the hero's heart.
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And didn't open.
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Confounding emotions surfaced.
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And not...
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He began to imagine a younger Henderson
in his arms and stroked his greasy hair.
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- I don't! - And then their first kiss
with the younger Henderson.
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- It doesn't... - Both of them
giggling at its awkwardness.
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They know the next one is better.
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I don't imagine such a thing!
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In my mind, yes.
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And I don't imagine!
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Yes.
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No, and that's about it!
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Yes.
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God!
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You would pay for the room.
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Why would we believe this voice?
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Then the hero got an idea.
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- Hey, you.
- Me?
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Think of a number between one and one hundred.
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Let's see if the voice knows anything.
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That's fine.
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Fuck-but-Sally started
to think about his favorite number, -
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which was the 32nd
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Then he thought of his itchy lower head -
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and changed his mind about chapter 76.
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To his next favorite chapter.
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The sound is right!
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32 is my favorite number.
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But I switched to 76.
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What about your bottom?
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It has itched terribly
ever since saturday, bill.
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Do you know anything about it?
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I don't...
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He knew.
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But we'll get back to that later.
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The voice apparently knows everything.
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Then the hero noticed,
that the bartender was black.
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It was still unusual in the West, -
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but the hero decided to accept it.
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Thank you, I guess.
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The townspeople were proud
for his open-mindedness.
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That's how it is.
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But would they feel the same, -
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if they knew Sam was
panned Ned Schilling's wife?
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What?!
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Calm down, Ned.
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Everyone has done that.
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Me too.
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You are right.
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And Elijah Jessup's sister.
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That's not right, Sam.
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Watch out, Jessup.
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Put down your gun or I'll shoot you in half.
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That music...
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Doesn't that sound ominous?
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Ominously...
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What does that mean?
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Like something bad is about to happen.
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Like... a firefight.
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A wonderful ballet of death
was ready to be performed.
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Blood would not be spared, but whose first?
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Just a moment. "Ballet of death"?
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What the hell?
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The voice seems to want us to kill each other.
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The hero saw his chance
shoot Tommy dead.
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No, no, no! Wait!
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Fake. Do you see?
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The hand is nowhere near the gun.
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Granted. It wasn't true.
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But this is.
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Tommy Henderson made love
yesterday Bill Jessup's wife.
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Eeeeee!
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Did you love our mother?
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It so happened that...
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You're dead, Henderson.
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Said Gabriel.
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He had just delivered the cream
after his brother's wife's ass.
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So I'll fill up.
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What?!
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How could you? Your own brother.
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Although the truth about Bill
was repulsive, -
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the irony was apt.
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I see... where this is going.
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I'll withdraw my disgust immediately if possible.
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He had been sneaking around regularly
To Paul Valentine's Barn.
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Okay, that's enough. Ours
should forget the whole thing.
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He was involved with Paul
to the favorite sheep, Martha.
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Oh boys.
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To Martha, Bill?!
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That's why I'm itching!
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Now everyone needs to calm down.
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We play in the bag of sound.
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After all, there have been in this city
a surprising amount of infidelity.
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Tampering with animals
should probably stop.
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And I might be gay.
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But if we start shooting, the sound will win.
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The sound seems to give us a chance.
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In a world where the deepest and darkest
our secrets are revealed one by one, -
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we might start doing things we are ashamed of.
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And we begin to accept things,
which we have not dared.
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Heck, this could be the start of a new utopia.
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Society established by law
for compliance and tolerance, -
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where one can be rich or poor.
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Or a woman!
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Something rotten here too.
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My core idea is that when the sound
show our worst sides, -
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we show our best!
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Who's coming along?
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That was a good speech.
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And the story could have ended differently, -
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if others hadn't found out, -
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that the hero had last night killed -
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John McCullers youngest son, -
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because “his spirit
smelled like Chinese ass".
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Mr. McCullers, I suppose.
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It was a real ballet of death.
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When the raw carnage was over, -
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everyone was dead.
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Except for Sally.
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Itchy whore.
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He celebrated by scratching his poop.
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He had no idea that
he would be ravaged by life -
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rabid wolf the next day.
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Well, damn it.
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THE REVOLVER HERO
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